hi

hi, been long time no ppl log into this blog.

melvin chong

really long time

it's been 8 months from the last entry.!

back to a long lost blog

helo, all my fren.. how's everyone now? everyone seems to be busy once uni commenced each time. most of us were separated to different places, having different life, different fren, one year only have 2 - 3 months can meet each other, yam cha, talk cock, blow water etc. and dat's enuf. really looks forward to next summer holiday, which everyone can have a long break, and hanging out around together again. make our hometown more dangerous, because of a bunches of educated monkey try to act "san fan". turn off air-con, opening window, put leg outside of window, illegal race, 9 ball, cinderella, fat women buy chicken, 3 times in 4 months, sit luo mi ngat jiao. haha.. just to name a few..

see you guys soon... been busy for weeks liao... KEEP IN TOUCH!

Journey To Tabin - 21st January,2006

Journey To Tabin – 21st January 2006

Woke up quite early this morning, I rushed all my housework quickly because we planned to go for Tabin Resort in the afternoon. I was a bit turned down when I got a msg from my fren saying that she can’t make it for the journey because of some reason. Then, I ask another fren, chris whether still going, he reply me after a while saying dat, who said can’t go, I cut his tongue…. Haha. Apparently the other fren can go liao.

At around 12:30, Chris come to pick me up, he told me dat he nearly bum into an accident dat morning, with a lorry. Then , we proceed to pick up ivy, she bring a lot of candy and stuff(NOT NICE ONE!!!……kidding la) to eat during the journey. After dat, pick up Kevin from far east…..

At around 1pm, chris have to go to close the workshop, on our way to there, we saw a ninja king and some other car oso heading to the workshop. The stupid ivy believed dat when we said the king in front was her car…. Really stupid……. Haha… apparently , the driver of the king was BACOK… izzit?

After closed the workshop, we went to pick Melvin up at taman CL. Everyone was excited. The journey to tabin start after we refilled our fuel tank. Everything running smoothly until we reached the tabin resort junction. There was a sign board showing the way to the resort. Some said dat there was still 27km to go, some said 25.5km while Melvin said 255km…..haha….let see which one is true…

From there onward, it’s gravel and stone road….everyone still alright in the beginning, however, everything go worse slowly, at first, the road become worse, it’s worse than jeroco according to chris. Then everyone start scolding. Chris blame dat the signboard showing the way is lying…. Haha…. His car oso fall down on the way….haha…. after a while, it started raining… so we have to go slowly….. about after an hour on gravel road… finally we reached the resort there….. chris said “but ham yat gik!!!”

Ahhaa, we go walking around in the rain, not heavily la…. Then go into the chalet and looking around…. Nothing much interesting, the walkway is slippery. Then we head back to the café… talking with the waiter there… and some monkey going to take photo with the waiter somemore….some of them went to wash room b4 start our journey back..

With the help of mr. Kevin. We manage to took a group photo.. haha…. Then on our journey back….. we saw some babi hutan , and some monkey . the funniest phrase on the day was from melvin: he said when the monkey swinging around the tree, the branch sangkut the monkey’s hak lon(testis), made Kevin laugh very kinyau there and no one know wat he’s laughing at….

We reached back to Kevin’s house at around 5:30pm. Sending everyone back home and chris went to wash his car.

Tabin Journey Photo

Chris, our driver, legend CAR GOD (becareful, is GOD not DOG),can u guys see the yellow cloth? it's give him power as car god.

Freaking V gal..... how come got monkey inside our car? with sunglasses summore....opening sweet?

Wat the hell is this guy doin???

Group photo, 4 humans with a monkey(yellow shirt)? how can they took photo together? it must be a mistake

chris's new girl friend...... fren only bah... dun misunderstood....!!!

yer.!!! who is this? syok sendiri(SS) there pula.......who know her? she is wanted by FBI america now.....!!! USD$1000000000 will be granted

they said it's not man-made, it's natural lidat wah........

4 monkey posting for us to take photo

is this road challenging?

is this high... btw, who is the 山番？

Quote of the Day from IVY LEE

18th of January, 2006

a bunch of monkey went to have teatime at tabanak. then after tea, they decided to when to LDSC to shopping. me, ivy and nyuk follow tai's car, NAZA RIA(ivy said it can be used as THIEF CAR), the rest of the ppl follow ninette's car(MERCEDES BENZ o..... but nearly kena destroyed by a b unch of monkey).

after tai started his engine, he realise that the bird shitted on his windshield, so he decide to use wiper to clean it... suddenly a loud voice said: 吃糯米压蕉 by IVY LEE.

thus, this phrase classified as 经典 by THEN SHEAU NYUK


19th of January, 2006

this happened in a chinese medicine shop, the conversation is like dis

a: got buy abalone kah?
b:how much per kg o?
a:erm......about RM175 lo
b:WTF? RM175?
a: yawor.... lie u got money kutip meh?
b: RM175..... 吃吃吃,吃黄泥拉

SMK AGASEH BEST PREFECT FOR THE FISCAL YEAR OF 2004/05 - CHRIS LIEW

chris liew was given the best prefect award in SMK agaseh(our former secondary school).
according to him, this award was given to him because he did something extremely outstanding.
he was the board of member for the assembly, who responsible for the Audio System.
as all from Agaseh know, national athem was sang before assembly , and the state anthem and school song were sang after assembly. the music of the three song were recorded repeatly in a cassette tape. so it can be played continuously.
one day, after the assembly end....
it's time to sing the state anthem... when everyone waiting for the music..... suddenly some malay rock song music came out loudly.....(oh ya, agaseh got a new surround system, is very loud now)... haha, so everyone laugh... then chris tell the MC(master of ceremony), ask them to "nyanyi tanpa iringan muzik".
the following week, everything going smoothly as usual, the state athem as well... then....till the school song, everyone was waiting for music again.....WAT ELSE? haha, the same malay rock song come out again? haha oh god..... how can the same mistake happen again.... maybe thanabalan a bit panas liao, accordign to chris , his eyes was so big. while ravi just smile , and mr yeoh(pengetua) just relax doing some exercise..... haha
......the END

Porsche!!

guess what? i saw a brand new porsche boxster today. this made me remember the time when eric first came to sabah, in our class, 3KMT2. This guy really unlucky to meet us, a bunch of bastard. haha

Eric, still remember who is porsche? hehe, my neighbour. The girl, porsche, taken by him the first week he came, then after sometimes, eric got any accident rite? hehe......

hey guys, do you remember the day we play water in class, you go to spray water on Eddie, without knowing that Eddie is the most hyperactive guy in our class, end up broken the chair. Then, it's time for us to give u a welcome gift, we act so real and make u to go to the displine unit to claim that you've broke the chair and pay ten bucks for it, isn't that so f*cking funny?

this guy is another BMW enthusiant as me, that's why we become good fren, Birds of a feather flocks together mah... wish to own a BMW as our first car...

er... still bunch of funny thing to say....

.. to be continued